Please do not read if you are eating

I spent Sunday afternoon making (not b*king) a lovely roast for dinner. While dishing up, Jake decided he would share a little with the poor starving cats. He gave Caesar a piece of pork which he inhaled, wanting more. We are sitting down eating, and I heard that dreaded noise…the noise that all cat owners fear, especially while eating or sleeping. I tried to make conversation to divert attention, but of course it just made everyone want to look more

Caesar had thrown up his lovely piece of pork, whole..it had not been chewed at all. Anastasia thinking, “What a wasteful boy” came along and cleaned it up for him (I stopped eating the pork at this stage). 5mins later, and OMG there is that noise again. Anastasia this time, throwing up the same piece of pork..this time nicely chewed into easy bite size pieces.

Calais came along and waste not want not…yup you guessed it. Ewwwwww, no one got a kiss for the rest of the night, and we won’t be eating pork anytime soon