What do you buy the cat lover who has everything?
Why, a voucher to carbon neutral your cats farts of course. For just $8 you can offset your cats contribution to global warming through their food, trips to the vet…and of course their farting.
Cats must fart a lot less than dogs, thank god! For a dog it is $35…that is a lot of wind!
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Mom says she can’t help sort of laughing!
I am a lady, so I never make bad smells. Except in my litter box. I forgot about that.
um, wow. some beans think of everything!
LMAO I just snorted tea through my nose I laughed so hard … and here I was in a panic about what to get my better half for his birthday on Saturday LOL
I don’t let big farts, but they are potent. Any werd on whut’s werse for the envirnmint: BIG farts or reely rank tiny stinky farts? And I’m trying to do my part by asking Mr TF to stop eeting Meksikin food.
Hmmm … Cocoa Puff has mastered the SBD … Silent, but deadly. He’s big, too … He might cost as much as a dog. The remaining four of us are far more delicate both outside and inside the litter box. I think that we should get a group rate.
DMM