Do remember the great aussie kids TV series, Round the twist? I loved that show as a kid..and Paul Jennings. One of the best episodes was Without my pants.
I am such a cruel mother, but I told him I would do it..and I can’t go back on my word now can I
. Sorry Hayden, I will start saving for your therapy *hehe*
Someone has been walking past our house, without their pants! Monday, mysteriously, a pair of men’s underpants turned up. They certainly weren’t ours. It caused great discussion amongst the children…’cause strange undies are so exciting dontcha know!
I didn’t really want to be touching them…cause you know where they have been *eww* Hayden wanted to use the tongs to pick them up and put them in the bin :O. I just hoped they would some how move a long to visit someone else (no, not interested in starting a travelling undies movement)
Tuesday morning, getting breakfast ready and there is a car accident right outside. Regular occurrence here, usually a couple a month, especially at that time of morning. It was nothing major, everyone was OK, but the cars were fairly damaged. Turned out it was a teacher from the kids school (Hayden’s teacher from last year), who ran into another teacher from school.
So they were milling about outside, then more teachers on their way to school were coming past and stopping. We ended with about 4-5 teachers out the front….near the undies.
Hayden was mortified and flipping out. “O-M-G, they are standing near the undies…OMG SOMEONE LOOKED AT THEM..they are going to think they are ours.. they are going to think we are weirdos with undies in our front yard” I thought he was going to hyperventilate, I was trying very hard not to laugh at him. I said loudly (they would not have heard) “Hayden, how many times do I need to tell you not to leave your undies in the front yard” LMAO Poor boy, he wanted to rush out to tell them they weren’t his undies..”they are a men’s medium, they wouldn’t fit me” ( I don’t think I want to know how he knew what size they were).
Just to milk the fun a little more (the girls were in fits of laughter) I told him I was going to take a picture, blog it and tell EVERYONE they are really his undies. Sorry, Mummy really does love you mate










