Ugly shoes 2.0
Well, the ugly shoes are gone. While I did ♥ heart them, like only a mother could. They had a rather embarrassing problem.
*whispers* They farted… A LOT.
On the treadmill or walking through the shops seem to be a favourite, and I think I may have been getting the blame! I gave it a few weeks, hoping the problem would stop without such luck. So I took them back for a refund.
Apparently, he couldn’t do that, but said he could swap them. He said I could have the new top of the range ones, for the same price. *sigh* I suppose so, surely worth an extra $60, they would be much better looking..no?
No.. they were worse. Didn’t even have a bit of pink going for them. It’s not really orange either, more a *eww* peach colour.
Why the hell can’t they make a decent shoe, that doesn’t look like shit. I don’t get it..how bloody hard is it?
So I took them off for a test run at the gym, thinking of ways I could bump them off and replace them with those pink shox I had my eye on ..”Sorry Jake, they feel off my feet and got hit by a car” he’d buy that right?
Hate to admit it though, but shit they are sooo good. Couldn’t believe how great they were to run/walk in. Even better than the others, and not just cause they don’t fart!
ROFLMAO @ farting shoes. I do agree they are still ugly!!
I am with you. Why can’t sneaker manufactures make a decent looking shoe these days? What is wrong with just a plain white one with no fugly looking colours and bling on them?
And why are all women’s sneakers a horrible pastel colour? Do they not realise that not all women like pink or some pink derivative?
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LOL on farting shoes. Never heard of that before.
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