Are there things you do and wonder, do other people do this too, or am I just really weird? ( Which I know I already am, but to what degree?)
Do you.. spread things on bread and the like with a spoon? Srsly! Don’t knock it till you have given it a go. It is much easier, and gives better coverage. And you can cut a sandwich with a spoon too.
Do you.. hold your breath when you walk past people so you don’t get a wiff of their “after breeze”? Most people are Ok..but you can’t really take the chance of getting a bad one. Either someone totally eww and stinky, or who has waaay too much aftershave/perfume on that will leave you sneezing for the next 4hrs. Can be tricky when your walking where there are a lot of people. Takes a bit of practise or you could find yourself passing out.
Do you..play the “am I that fat†when out shopping?
Now I know everyone talks to them self..right? But how much is too much?
Anything you do and wonder if others do it too?
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Constantly!
I am forever talking to the animals…the part that worries me just a little is that I answer for them….Just so the conversation flows more freely of course…LMAO
LMAO – I do it ALL THE TIME with pretty much everything I do – I am completely looney at times, but hey, it keeps my life interesting
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I do the breath-holding. I don’t butter with a spoon, but I do hold the knife upside down … it’s a left handed thing.
I also scratch the ceiling of the car if I run an orange light …
LOL…scratch the roof when you run a red light? Now funny this didn’t at all come up with the whole ducking under bridges. I shall have to keep a watch for that *hehe*
A “no” to the spoon thing … I have a skinny spatula with a silicon blade that is used for peanut butter, etc.
A definite “yes” to the breath-holding … We have lots of homeless folks in San Diego’s perfect climate and many waft an over-ripe/under-washed vibe as they amble past. That odor freaks me out. I can’t go to thrift-stores/second-hand stores for the same reason. The smell is … hell.
I talk to cats and dogs …
Are “orange” lights an Aussie thing? Ours are green/yellow/red in California.
I do duck when something flies at the windscreen … even large bugs.
DMM
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Classic. I don’t do the spoon thing. I do the others though and heaps more weird things when I think about it. I just finished being Jamie Oliver (doing the cooking show host – in my head) as I prepared tea, I have to use the same colour pegs when I hang something on the line…
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was just here looking at the declawing part of your blog, but saw this, and had to comment! had a good laugh, thanks..
i use a spoon for honey, golden syrup and jam..
and i sometimes hold my breath because whether it’s garlic, cigs, sweat or perfume, some people really stink!
i play the fat game too.. i’m well pleased when i realise there are at least one or two people around fatter than i am..
doesn’t everyone talk to themselves?