The urge to stab is rising

Today, I was forced against my will…a nagging child and a very annoying and blackmailing man pet to make a purchase I swore blind I would never make. Granted it was the child’s money..but I had to hand it over, not without a lot of loud protest and swearing.

Hayden is now the proud owner of the most fark off ugly bloody monkey jacket I have even seen. I am sure they picked it for added annoyance. I have warned him to hide it, I may have the urge to burn and or toss it out.

Thought I would try it on and show him how stupid he looks…but he said “You look so beautiful mummy”

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  1. rah says:

    are you saying you have no desire to dress up like some sort of candy raver?

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  2. Naomi says:

    You know I have to hate you on principle now. Because you’ve WORN one.

  3. Fern says:

    Oh noes Leigh! That’s just wrong :/

    Ferns last blog post..I Didn’t Lose My Mind, It Was Mine To Give Away

  4. Kelley says:

    ooooh purdy girl. Add a flipping of the bird and you are set.

    Kelleys last blog post..I ain’t got no more kidneys to sell…

  5. Lightening says:

    The urge to laugh is rising…. ;)

    Oh dear, I don’t think we are SUPPOSED to like what our kids like. How old is he?

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  6. Ange says:

    Awwww… Leigh, that is a god awful jacket! And you look soooo happy in it, NOT!!

  7. sandydee says:

    I understand how you feel Leigh. LOL. It is horrid hey?

  8. Di says:

    well it has colour Leigh haha & you would find him in a crowd & umm it looks warm LMAO

  9. Rachel says:

    I am so glad that trend hasn’t caught on over here.. yet!! It could be worse.. he could be matching it with those “happy pants” (I think they were called) from the late 80′s/early 90′s!

  10. Robyn says:

    I don’t know what to say, I can’t believe you let someone take a picture of you wearing it.

  11. Kekka says:

    Gruesome! I have some loud clothes but that is far superior. It may set off a migraine in some people!

  12. Night Crawler says:

    Oh my, that is simply a stunning coat……Stunned me into unconsciousness it did! Look at this way, you could hide in a jungle and never be found if a baddie was chasing you!

  13. Naomi says:

    Oh dear God!

    That’s impressively ugly.

    And it comes with painted-on targets for the stabbing :-P

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  14. Tina says:

    OMFG :O Ohhhh Leigh thats just soooooo………….no words can describe it

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  15. Sunny says:

    Oh that is just….. just…… HIDIOUS!!!!!
    Man I like bright… but holey doolies that is just *shivers*

    I say steal and burn!! LOL

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  16. kathryn says:

    Wow Leigh. That’s one of the most amazing pieces of clothing I’ve ever seen. I didn’t even know you could get stuff like that and believe me I’m no style guru. Do like the fact your little boy thought you looked beautiful.

  17. Leigh says:

    Thank you all..I hope all the comments are just referring to the jacket..and not me in it :P

    You mean you aren’t all over run with monkey jacket wearing bogans where you live? I sit just a Sydney thing?

  18. Lux says:

    Okay, I will admit that I am unable to stop laughing. That jacket is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! :)

    Luxs last blog post..Silky Sue

  19. You are beautiful Leigh, but that jumper is something else! (Something=ugly!)

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  20. Riayn says:

    I knew you would succumb to the Baby Milo craze!

    Riayns last blog post..I just wanted a prescription

  21. That would go perfectly with my kilt. A thing of great beauty.

  22. I don’t think it’s so bad, actually!

  23. Barbara says:

    Bahahahahaha they are just hideous aren’t they. You look so happy with it on LOL My two have got one, but nowhere near as colourful as that!

    Barbaras last blog post..Get over it

  24. STUFT says:

    You fly sista…that’s how the kids roll girl. Your keeping it real mama.

    STUFTs last blog post..STUFT stars

  25. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO BYOOTIFULL AND COLORFULL IN ALL MY LIFE!!! DO THEY MAKE THEM FOR CATS WARE COOD I GIT ONE????? PLEEZE LET ME NO RITE AWAY CUZ I JUST GOT MY ALLOWINSE!!!!!! PLEEZE AND THANK YOO

  26. Hahahahhaha, that is great!!

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  27. Genaine says:

    Did he buy some crocs or uggies to go with that…that..thing?

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  28. Trish says:

    I am so glad my son is not into this hideous creation.
    Keep wearing it though and you will turn him off it.

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