The urge to stab is rising

Today, I was forced against my will…a nagging child and a very annoying and blackmailing man pet to make a purchase I swore blind I would never make. Granted it was the child’s money..but I had to hand it over, not without a lot of loud protest and swearing.

Hayden is now the proud owner of the most fark off ugly bloody monkey jacket I have even seen. I am sure they picked it for added annoyance. I have warned him to hide it, I may have the urge to burn and or toss it out.

Thought I would try it on and show him how stupid he looks…but he said “You look so beautiful mummy”

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28 Comments

  1. July 16, 2008 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    are you saying you have no desire to dress up like some sort of candy raver?

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  2. July 16, 2008 at 9:10 pm | Permalink

    You know I have to hate you on principle now. Because you’ve WORN one.

  3. July 16, 2008 at 9:29 pm | Permalink

    Oh noes Leigh! That’s just wrong :/

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  4. July 16, 2008 at 9:50 pm | Permalink

    ooooh purdy girl. Add a flipping of the bird and you are set.

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  5. July 16, 2008 at 9:50 pm | Permalink

    The urge to laugh is rising…. ;)

    Oh dear, I don’t think we are SUPPOSED to like what our kids like. How old is he?

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  6. July 16, 2008 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

    Awwww… Leigh, that is a god awful jacket! And you look soooo happy in it, NOT!!

  7. sandydee
    July 16, 2008 at 10:25 pm | Permalink

    I understand how you feel Leigh. LOL. It is horrid hey?

  8. Di
    July 16, 2008 at 10:33 pm | Permalink

    well it has colour Leigh haha & you would find him in a crowd & umm it looks warm LMAO

  9. Rachel
    July 16, 2008 at 10:43 pm | Permalink

    I am so glad that trend hasn’t caught on over here.. yet!! It could be worse.. he could be matching it with those “happy pants” (I think they were called) from the late 80’s/early 90’s!

  10. Robyn
    July 16, 2008 at 11:02 pm | Permalink

    I don’t know what to say, I can’t believe you let someone take a picture of you wearing it.

  11. Kekka
    July 16, 2008 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    Gruesome! I have some loud clothes but that is far superior. It may set off a migraine in some people!

  12. Night Crawler
    July 17, 2008 at 2:45 am | Permalink

    Oh my, that is simply a stunning coat……Stunned me into unconsciousness it did! Look at this way, you could hide in a jungle and never be found if a baddie was chasing you!

  13. July 17, 2008 at 8:58 am | Permalink

    Oh dear God!

    That’s impressively ugly.

    And it comes with painted-on targets for the stabbing :-P
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  14. July 17, 2008 at 9:59 am | Permalink

    OMFG :O Ohhhh Leigh thats just soooooo………….no words can describe it

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  15. July 17, 2008 at 10:59 am | Permalink

    Oh that is just….. just…… HIDIOUS!!!!!
    Man I like bright… but holey doolies that is just *shivers*

    I say steal and burn!! LOL

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  16. July 17, 2008 at 3:11 pm | Permalink

    Wow Leigh. That’s one of the most amazing pieces of clothing I’ve ever seen. I didn’t even know you could get stuff like that and believe me I’m no style guru. Do like the fact your little boy thought you looked beautiful.

  17. July 17, 2008 at 5:05 pm | Permalink

    Thank you all..I hope all the comments are just referring to the jacket..and not me in it :P

    You mean you aren’t all over run with monkey jacket wearing bogans where you live? I sit just a Sydney thing?

  18. July 18, 2008 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

    Okay, I will admit that I am unable to stop laughing. That jacket is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! :)
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  19. July 18, 2008 at 5:35 pm | Permalink

    You are beautiful Leigh, but that jumper is something else! (Something=ugly!)

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  20. July 18, 2008 at 9:08 pm | Permalink

    I knew you would succumb to the Baby Milo craze!

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  21. July 20, 2008 at 11:40 am | Permalink

    That would go perfectly with my kilt. A thing of great beauty.

  22. July 20, 2008 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think it’s so bad, actually!

  23. July 23, 2008 at 3:08 pm | Permalink

    Bahahahahaha they are just hideous aren’t they. You look so happy with it on LOL My two have got one, but nowhere near as colourful as that!

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  24. July 27, 2008 at 5:37 pm | Permalink

    You fly sista…that’s how the kids roll girl. Your keeping it real mama.

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  25. August 2, 2008 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO BYOOTIFULL AND COLORFULL IN ALL MY LIFE!!! DO THEY MAKE THEM FOR CATS WARE COOD I GIT ONE????? PLEEZE LET ME NO RITE AWAY CUZ I JUST GOT MY ALLOWINSE!!!!!! PLEEZE AND THANK YOO

  26. August 3, 2008 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    Hahahahhaha, that is great!!

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  27. August 25, 2008 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

    Did he buy some crocs or uggies to go with that…that..thing?

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  28. September 11, 2008 at 1:04 pm | Permalink

    I am so glad my son is not into this hideous creation.
    Keep wearing it though and you will turn him off it.

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