Does anyone else put themselves to sleep at night wishing for fairies to bring you new teeth…or make you skinny. Or perhaps a magic cleaning wand? I do, wow, that would be sofa king awesome. Most nights it’s something along those lines, and picturing how awesome it would be!
Go to check the PO box this morning, and there is a parcel shoved in there. Wasn’t expecting anything, but often get strange random things showing up. It’s addressed to Emily? Who would be sending her anything?? So of course I have to investigate..it could be drugs or porn or something!!
Rip it open, and what do I find…a wand (for some reason my fingers just keep wanting to type wanda?) ZOMG..it must be mine, addressed to her by mistake. I have only been wanting one for EVER. It’s awesome..has sounds effects and a blue light on the end.
Have gotten it home, and the damn thing is borked! Doesn’t clean or fix ANYTHING!? On closer inspection of the package, found a letter to say Emily had won a wand in the Wizards of Waverly Place wandathon.
Disappoint
guess I’ll have to keep up with the housework manually for a bit longer..I’m sure mines on it’s way.








